Mothers Movie

Recall the story of the two mothers? Well, I've decided to turn it into a made-for-tv movie. The written version of the story is 100% accurate; however, for entertainment purposes, I had to add a few extra lines. Enjoy the show!

Something Borrowed

One of my pharmacist friends, who lives in another state, shared this conversation she had with a customer the other day:

Customer: Yes, we named our baby "Maybe".

Pharm Friend: Interesting. Why Maybe?

Customer: 'Cause maybe it was going to be a girl.

Pharm Friend: ...

Sometimes words can't be found.

Every Clever Title I Can Think Of Has The Word "Porno" In It

Prescription medications cost money. How much money? It depends. Who pays for it? It depends. How many different ways can people complain about it? I'm here to tell you I've lost count. Today's customer, however, used a new term to explain her exasperation. When I quoted her the amount of her medication (~$60, which is pretty low considering it was a medication to save her life and many people pay far more than that), she exclaimed, "The cost is just pornographic! My congressman is going to hear about it today!" Your congressman is going to hear about the pornographic cost of prescription drugs? Well, now that it's been described that way, perhaps I'll give my congressperson a call as well.