SPARR

Here and now, I officially begin my crusade against road rage. I am starting an organization called SPARR --- Smart People Against Road Rage. Let's all take a few moments to ponder our own driving habits:

1. Is your hand glued to your horn?
2. Do you say "Hello" to those behind you by heavily tapping your brake lights?
3. Do you think that more than one car can fit into a parking space?
4. Do four of your five digits cramp up when you try to wave to a passerby?
5. Is hollering profanity out your window your idea of making friends?
6. Do you have the nerve to swerve?

Perhaps these are stupid questions. Perhaps I have too much time on my hands. There is one thing that should be made clear --- I will not stand for road rage any longer. As founder of SPARR, I will make a difference. Join me!