And The Award For Originality Goes To...

Here's a unique story for why someone needed an early refill of a controlled substance. I thought I'd heard everything until this doozy of a story. So this woman called and needed her Lortab AND Xanax filled early because she was leaving town to go to Florida, and she couldn't just get it transferred to Florida while she's there because since a controlled substance can only be transferred once, she didn't want to waste a transfer, because she couldn't get a hold of her doctor to phone in a new one when she got back from Florida because he was out of town for an indefinite amount of time because he was visiting his sick mother who can't drive, and he doesn't even live in Utah anyway, so that option was OUT. Whew! Anyway, she was headed to Florida because her boyfriend's best friend died in a motorcycle "accident", and they wanted to go to Florida to check things out, because "they" are calling it a suicide because the guy left some note, but she and her boyfriend don't think it's a suicide. Why? Well, it's because the guy is not a note writer, AND the note didn't say ANYTHING about wanting to commit suicide, and get this! --- He doesn't even own a motorcycle. She bets somebody drugged him and stuck him on a motorcycle to make it look like an accident or suicide. Why? She's not sure, and that's why they have to go to Florida on such short notice. The END.