The Gator Ate It

I always like a good excuse from a customer. I forget to write them all down; otherwise, you'd be reading super awesome and hilarious excuses all day. Before I forget, I just need to share one excuse a customer shared with a colleague of mine, though it's not one I'll likely forget. A customer needed an early refill of a controlled substance, because he took his medication with him while flying his helicopter. He made the mistake of leaving the bottle on the dash, and it slid out the door and into the mouth of an alligator. I'm hoping it's a true story instead of an attempt to score extra meds, but I guess we'll never know.