Another Jumper

As stated previously, all the best stuff at the pharmacy happens while I'm chillin' at home. Last week, a man was found on the roof of a large store in which the pharmacy resides. He was creating quite a scene while threatening to jump. Mentioned in his rant was the pharmacy and how it was ruining his life. He spoke of his hatred for the pharmacy and the "idiots" who work within its walls. The funny part? I don't believe he's ever filled prescriptions or had any dealings with the pharmacy located inside the store. Pharmacies have a reputation for ruining lives, so whichever pharmacy he was referring to just needs to knock it off, and we're glad the dude didn't get knocked off...the roof. (He was brought down to ground level without too much incident.)